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So they tried
Everyone loved it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
How to watch the 2025 Tony Awards on Sunday - NPR
They put up a sign reading
Hysterias & Posteriors
Thumbs down again.
NASA’s Chandra Sees Surprisingly Strong Black Hole Jet at Cosmic “Noon” - NASA (.gov)
Still no good
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Catatonics & High Colonics
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No way
Boeing airplane orders rise to highest level since late 2023 ahead of Paris Air Show - CNBC
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Just Forget it!
Loons and Moons
BOJ braces for higher interest rates with provisions boost - Nikkei Asia
Nuts and Butts
Still no good.
share office space ...
Can you summarize season 1 of "The Acolyte"?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Unacceptable again!
Samsung Galaxy S26 Ultra to continue trend of disappointing batteries - PhoneArena
Minds and Behinds
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No, not a chance
How Can I get a taxi company to outsource their Dispatch services to me?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No go.
How did my ex move on very fast?
Then came..
So, the docs changed it to read
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Disney and Universal’s Lawsuit Against Midjourney, Explained - Vulture
Freaks and Cheeks
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Next, they tried...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Kanye West Shows Up At Sean 'Diddy' Combs’ Trial—And Quickly Leaves - Forbes